"IM SO EXCITED" says unicorn. cadini nods to her. "frosty's going 2 be so happy, ur going 2 be a gr8 unicorn wife" "YES I AM" "THX CADINI" unicorn says. "no problem lol" says cadini. "we better get going" sayz unicorn. "u dont wanna miss the vows obvi lol" says cadini. "OBVI LOLOLOLOLOL" says unicorn. cadini and the newly engaged unicorn fly out the door. frosty is seen at the top of the alter. there's a line of snowman heritage on one side, and a unicorn clan on the other, both eagerly staring at the ( )ide and groom. cadini is the ( )idesmaid and sits on top of the alter too. frosty's black coal eyes show no emotion. nobody can really tell what he's feeling. the talker thing guy says the boring vows. then he's like "you may now kiss the unicorn". unicorn excitedly leans in, but at the last second, a potato chip flies into her eye, blinding her. she screams. she sobs. frosty runs away. "lol im done with this shit" he says. cadini comforts the dumped unicorn. 

The moral of this story: don't let crows burrow hangaroo