Once upon a time there was a green pea. The pea had just been cooked in the mircowave when it fell on the floor. Unfortunately for that pea, someone stood on it and squished it. The pea was no more than a blob of mushed, green peaness. There is no moral to this story. It is just a fact of life. THE END.

Additional note

I bet you are thinking, "What a stupid story, why did I waste my time?"

Or you will be thinking, "Wow! That was brilliant. I felt so connected to the pea. I wish the story hadn't ever ended."

Either way, thanks for reading my first ever DD story!