I can't actually write the story that it's from, because of the amount of vulgar language and, you know, people are getting shot and someone is brutally murdered.  That is not family friendly.

Before Skyrim came out, I was really into the Saints Row series and Kira's character went almost seamlessly into the games and so she's my Third Street Saint.

And I love Johnny Gat so much it hurts.

So I wrote fanfiction.

They go to one of those fancy parties for the fancy benefactors of the city, since Kira has a soft spot for orphanages, and it goes horribly wrong since they're the head of a gang and they have rival gangs AND STUFF GOES DOWN.

Gat gets shot.

Kira goes ballistic.

She gets shot.

She brutally murders someone in front of a hundred other people.

Her dress gets ruined.  They go to the hospital.

Kira is like "Gat we should do the horizontal tango"

and Gat is like "I am totally okay with this"

IT SOUNDS A LOT DUMBER WHEN IT'S SUMMARIZED