Greetings my potential employers, my name is Camilla Izrel (of course this isn't my real name...I won't tell you anyway), the newest (well probably not) demon butler available for sealing contract with.
*Sigh* Since Luke didn't run the hell smoothly, and obviously allowing this thing called "Financial Crisis" leaking downstairs... (He's on the world cup vacation...now Nameless is the boss XD). Many of my unemployed former colleagues had to try their luck upstairs. Recently I heard from one of my old working buddies now called himself Sebastian, that butler is currently a promising career in the human world...so here I am...fresh as a daisy...seeking a decent mistress/master who offers reasonable salary...to bind my service to...XD.
My CV attached below
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Camilla Izrel
Unit 507, Bluedemort Building, University of Unholy Trinity,
No.666, Cineracius Drive, City of Dis,
Hell (basically,I contact you...yeah)
Education:
PhD Candidate: Soulology and Human Temptology
University of Antichrist
(the calendar in Hell is different,let's just ignore the time, shall we?)
Master of Philosophy (Human and Demon)
under the Nameless Scholarship
University of Unholy Trinity
GPA:6/7
Bachelor of Psychology (Human and Demon)
University of Unholy Trinity
GPA:6/7
Bachelor of Arts (Major in Literature and History)
Nine Circles University
GPA:6.5/7
Qualifications:
Advanced Diploma of Applied Fashion Design and Technology
Advanced diploma of Hospitality
Certificate III Hospitality
Certificate IV in Patisserie
Certificate III in Hairdressing
Certificate III in Beauty Services
(Acquired in Dis Institute of Technology)
Diploma of Community Services (Alcohol, other drugs and mental health)
Certificate III in Aged care and Disability
(Acquired in Tafe False Prophet)
First aid certificate
Manual handling certificate
Skills
Fluent in Latin, English and Chinese (...demons speak Latin...XD)
Effective communication skills, able to talk Tony Abbott into increasing funding for social welfare (yeah I wish...you see that's the exact reason stops me from applying for nursing jobs!)
Effective organising and time management skill...(see I always carry my pocket watch around...I love my pocket watch...sorry got carried away), able to write my 200-page doctoral dissertation, teach a bunch of smart asses, deliver paperworks all over the council hall, plan a cooling-device business proposal...and deal with my crack-a-fruity dormitory caretaker who is a bi*ch of a witch (she makes dolls that resemble every resident in the Bluedemort Building and pins needles on them...), at the same time....(can you even imagine...)
Efficient executive skills, act before you say...(probably after...sorry)
Advanced fencing, kick a$$es (with forks and knives...plates will also do...) for sure
Rewarded fashion design skill, able to constantly bring you a "wa wa woom" moment (once and for all solve the pre-party-dress-choice-anxiety)(that Lady whoever or Mrs this-and-that who seldom doesn't criticise your clothing style will shut up...in fact not showing up at all...for good.)
Advanced bakery and cooking skill, able to make things look like hell but taste like heaven, or things look like heaven but taste like hell, or vice versa (there are four combinations, well enough to impress your guests/rivals...)
Skilled in massage and spa (believe it or not, I invented milk bath)
Skilled in piano playing
.......
Basically everything you can think of about a butler
Employment History：
Room Service Manager Assistant (placement)
Grand Hellton Hotel
Tutor/Teaching assistant
University of Unholy Trinity
Council office secretary
Dis City Council
Receptionist
Dis City Council
Cashier
Phlegethon community grocery store
Membership：
Monday school volunteer (we don't run Sunday schools in Hell...)
Hounorary member of the BB (B*tch B*tch) society
Extracurricular Activities：
I'm addicted to reading in my free time, also I'm skilled in piano playing, singing (I acquired a siren's voice...by the means you don't want to know) and waltz. I also spend a considerable amount of my leisure time studying the art of torture...and the base line of humanity...(yeah even my colleagues call me a psycho)
Referees：
Their majesties the council of Unholy Trinity, ruling circle of Inferno.
Professor Virgil Alighieri
University of Unholy Trinity
Contact:
You won't want to know...what, you insist? Well don't regret...
Draw a reversed pentagram and sing "ring-around-the-rosie", a cup of animal blood may also be required... (yeah...you've been warned,seriously just leave the contact to us...)
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Now you see why I have to seek my fortune upstairs....T^T my PhD....
I'm suffering from clinical depression right now....you have no idea what a demon is capable of when he/she is depressed...so I'm pending that I'll get hired...otherwise.... |
