I wrote this in 6th grade when I was really tired so don't judge

How to Get the Toothpaste out of the tube in 20 Easy steps:

Step 1: Call your neighbor to come over to do it for you

Step 2: Energize your neighbor by feeding them key lime pie

Step 3: Make sure to feed it to them while doing a headstand on your roof while watching Tangled on the biggest TV in the world

Step 4: Make sure that the TV is pink and SPARKLY!!!!

Step 5: If it’s not pink and sparkly, put pink paint on your neighbor’s head and carefully wipe it on the TV

Step 6: To get the sparkles on, get the biggest tube of sparkles in the universe and use your neighbor’s head to wipe that on too (if your neighbor has multiple heads use all the heads for this procedure)

 Step 7: Sing along with the Tangled songs

Step 8: Bring your neighbor inside and meditate for 3 hours

Step 9: Then do a marathon to really get ‘em going

Step 10: If your neighbor is not “going” take them to Yoda

Step 11: Yoda will teach them the ways of the force

Step 12: Take them to Chewbacca and then he will give them a piggyback ride back to your house

Step 13: You will wait for Chewbacca to take you back PAITIENTLY!!!

Step 14: Once you’re safely back in your house, take your neighbor into the bathroom and let them use a chainsaw to saw the toothpaste tube in half

Step 15: If the toothpaste sprays all over the place, take a camel and a goat to Walgreens and trade the goat for a tube of toothpaste

Step 16: Let the toothpaste ride the camel back to your house while you and your neighbor walk along next to it

Step 17: At your house, let your neighbor squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube and your toothbrush will be finally reunited with its beloved toothpaste friend

Step 18: Ask your neighbor if they enjoyed their day

Step 19: If they slap you on the face and say it was the worst day they’ve ever had, give them a box of chocolates

Step 20: If they hug you and say it was the best day ever, give them the check for the TV

I hope these 20 easy steps to opening a bottle of toothpaste help you in the future and may your days of no toothpaste on your toothbrush be over!